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A number of people asked for this, so here it is: The top ten grammar errors most frequently made by inexperienced storytellers.

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The document itself is fairly self-explanatory, but what is not self-explanatory is the rationale behind writing such a thing. I know that a number of people don't like being told what to do when it comes to grammar, and my aim here is not to exacerbate their grievances. Rather, my purpose here is simply this:

If you write, and you don't follow these rules, no-one will want to read what you wrote. You could be the next Shakespeare, but if you ignore the rules --- and I don't mean break the rules, because there are times when breaking them is useful --- but if you ignore the rules entirely, no-one will ever want to read what you wrote. No-one will ever get past your first mangled sentence, much less to the good part involving the llamas and the chickens and the ghost of the boy's father in the bathhouse.

Like it or not, most readers are much more harsh and judgmental than I have been in this document. So follow the rules to the letter until you learn the correct times to break them. Astute readers will know the difference between you voluntarily choosing to break the rules and you being ignorant of them.

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There is also one unspoken rule here, which is simply spell correctly. I think that almost goes without saying in an age where spell-checking software is cheap and plentiful.

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So there it is. If you want a printer-friendly PDF version of this, just ask, and I'll be happy to prepare and post one to my scraps.

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Edit, 2008-03-22: The typographical error in the example in #4 has been fixed.
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Let's face it: spell check doesn't catch all your mistakes, and even if it does, you may not know exactly how to right your mistakes. Top Ten Grammar Errors by *phantom-inker is an excellent resource for those of us who are grammatically challenged and need a little help with editing. ( Featured by !lovetodeviate )
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This is the most beautiful thing in the world... :iconhappytearplz:
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~Eszies-Eszie Aug 7, 2012  Student Writer
This is really funny to read. (I'm sorry, I can't think of any other word)
It made me think back of my first story when I thought to be a great writer.

I know different nowadays. But I definitely will keep this, because I'll have English classes again next year and I want to see how many people are going to make those mistakes (including me, because I know myself better now and I know I will make mistakes)
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*PyroJames421 Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh God yes, this so hard.
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!C-A-E-K-Y May 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
4. ...People*

LOL
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*phantom-inker Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually, the correct pluralization is "persons." In that use, it's not "person" = "human being" but rather "person" = "part of speech," which is a different noun entirely and uses the traditional pluralization. That said, "people" is not the correct pluralization of "person" anyway, but is merely common use. See [link] for more details.
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~Gurt-B-Froe Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I have that spell check to help me write my sentences using correct spelling...
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*phantom-inker Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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~Gurt-B-Froe Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks! Ha ha ha ha ha! :XD:
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“John goed through the garden and would of saw a bird.” <- Made me crack up. I don't know if it was because I read it out loud or what but it was lol-tastic.

A great into on having better grammar. Thanks!
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